*Rigel ignoring Fred & George because they were being annoying*

*Rigel gets a howler*

Howler: HOW DARE YOU BREAK UP WITH ME. I AM PREGNANT WITH OUR CHILD AND I WILL HAVE TO RAISE IT WITH FORGE. YOU ARE DEAD TO ME

*Rigel facepalms*

Archie @ Harry’s funeral: My cousin...was a good woman

Everyone:

Archie: an honest, honourable woman

Everyone:

Archie: never deceived anyone her whole li—

Harry, falling out a tree: —I’m sorry I can’t take this anymore

Rigel: *gets a papercut*

Entire RBC fandom, clenching their fists: Hasn’t she fucking been through enough

Rigel, getting down on one knee:

Draco: oh my god it’s finally happening

Rigel, slipping on her shiny dress shoes:

Draco, through tears: he finally stopped wearing fucking potion boots

Harry: I’m giving up brewing for a month.

Leo: Really?

Harry: Wait, that didn’t come out right. I’m giving up. Brewing for a month.

Archie: *yells*

Harry: Stop! I could’ve dropped my potion.

first post. it's bolsonara

*obsessively comparing differences between ao3 version and ffnet version instead of studying for an exam*